LardCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	159	Animals Bred:	133

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	129
Love Letters Sent:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crops Grown:	3544

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2500
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Animals Bred:	165
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1975	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Towns Built:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
New Chunks Explored:	673308	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Buildings Constructed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Farms Harvested:	860	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.