LardCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mines Excavated:	2284	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Crops Grown:	1406	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	94
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	8178	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1400	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.