LardCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Potions Brewed:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Items Found:	8854
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2614
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	63
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4494	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	3523	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Potions Brewed:	96

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magic Items Found:	8828	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Star Shards Collected:	254	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Farms Harvested:	615	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.