LardCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mines Excavated:	1122	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	301
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9626	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	108	Emeralds Found:	1332

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3207	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crops Grown:	1849	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4340	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4263
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.