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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6606 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 952 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!