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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5934 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry with an iron wing. Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to receive a golden egg from his royal highness.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!