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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6024 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Ores Mined: | 4429 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry with an iron wing. Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to receive a golden egg from his royal highness.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!