Land of Dank Memes for Boomers and Zoomers – Noobs Need Not Apply!

application, apply, Boomers, Community, community-owned, DANK, Datapacks, Dynmap, endless possibilities, Events, Explore, financing, join us, Land, memes, Minecraft, Noobs, Plugins, rules, secure environment, simple voice chat, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, zoomers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Runes Activated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Server Name	Memelands
Type	SMP
Community	Close-knit, driven
Age Requirement	15+
Map Age	Since 2019
Server IP	play.memelands.com

FAQ

What is Memelands?

Memelands is a vanilla SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit community of active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been on the same map since 2019 and will never reset.

What kind of events do you have on the server?

We have various events such as jeopardy nights, build contests, and Memelands Olympics. These events are scheduled at times when most players can participate.

What are the basic rules of the server?

No stealing, griefing, or hacking.
Be mature and friendly, respect others’ builds.
No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

How can I join Memelands?

To join Memelands, you need to be aged 15 or older and apply through the application form provided on the server website. Upon approval, you will be whitelisted to join the server.

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

The server is mostly vanilla with a few essential datapacks such as 1-player sleep. We also use protective plugins like CoreProtect to prevent theft and griefing. Optional in-game voice chat is available through Simple Voice Chat mod.

For more details and a detailed list of rules, visit our Discord server and website.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	751
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Potions Brewed:	141	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1883	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6758
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Votes:	5436
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	3

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Animals Bred:	161

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crops Grown:	9494	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Potions Brewed:	33
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	168
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com