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Server Name	Memelands
Type	SMP
Community	Close-knit, driven
Age Requirement	15+
Map Age	Since 2019
Server IP	play.memelands.com

FAQ

What is Memelands?

Memelands is a vanilla SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit community of active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been on the same map since 2019 and will never reset.

What kind of events do you have on the server?

We have various events such as jeopardy nights, build contests, and Memelands Olympics. These events are scheduled at times when most players can participate.

What are the basic rules of the server?

No stealing, griefing, or hacking.
Be mature and friendly, respect others’ builds.
No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

How can I join Memelands?

To join Memelands, you need to be aged 15 or older and apply through the application form provided on the server website. Upon approval, you will be whitelisted to join the server.

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

The server is mostly vanilla with a few essential datapacks such as 1-player sleep. We also use protective plugins like CoreProtect to prevent theft and griefing. Optional in-game voice chat is available through Simple Voice Chat mod.

For more details and a detailed list of rules, visit our Discord server and website.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	7092	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mines Excavated:	4059	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	240	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	5051
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	70	Dragons Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ores Mined:	5526
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Potions Brewed:	132
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6070	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	7209	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	257	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Potions Brewed:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	86
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Potions Brewed:	66
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	8308	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!