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Server Name	Memelands
Type	SMP
Community	Close-knit, driven
Age Requirement	15+
Map Age	Since 2019
Server IP	play.memelands.com

FAQ

What is Memelands?

Memelands is a vanilla SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit community of active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been on the same map since 2019 and will never reset.

What kind of events do you have on the server?

We have various events such as jeopardy nights, build contests, and Memelands Olympics. These events are scheduled at times when most players can participate.

What are the basic rules of the server?

No stealing, griefing, or hacking.
Be mature and friendly, respect others’ builds.
No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

How can I join Memelands?

To join Memelands, you need to be aged 15 or older and apply through the application form provided on the server website. Upon approval, you will be whitelisted to join the server.

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

The server is mostly vanilla with a few essential datapacks such as 1-player sleep. We also use protective plugins like CoreProtect to prevent theft and griefing. Optional in-game voice chat is available through Simple Voice Chat mod.

For more details and a detailed list of rules, visit our Discord server and website.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Items Found:	3241
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Star Shards Collected:	169	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Items Found:	3373	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ores Mined:	9158
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!