LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

activities, childhood memories, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, fads, growing up, Innocence, juvenile, LameKidCoolAdult, maturing, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, pastimes, Perception, perspective, pop culture, Reflection, Retro, smp, Toys, trends, uncool

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	1419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6076
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/300	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/500	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/800	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3001	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	5744	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1178
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/400	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6664
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/900	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/200	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crops Grown:	9508

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	644532	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/300	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/700	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/600	Votes:	4983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/700	Votes:	2244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Potions Brewed:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Animals Bred:	46	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com