LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	93	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Potions Brewed:	88	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1557	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3999
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	159	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Void Armor Forged:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	103	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Animals Bred:	152	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	226	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	732838	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5018	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.