LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Buildings Constructed:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Crops Grown:	3594
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	2892	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4556	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	331741	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8610
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	417028
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Enchantments Applied:	135
Villages Defended:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).