LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	908	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Farms Harvested:	274
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Meteorites Collected:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Potions Brewed:	106
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ores Mined:	9180
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Potions Brewed:	117	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Star Shards Collected:	279	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1281	Meteorites Collected:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3167
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	6214
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3232
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.