LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2259
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	4518	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Items Found:	1689	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8910	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ores Mined:	4288	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6033
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1752	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.