LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Divine Spears Created:	26	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5283	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	83
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3692
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Enchantments Applied:	80

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Potions Brewed:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Items Found:	4680
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ores Mined:	2984	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1677	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	New Chunks Explored:	825984
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4626
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!