LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Crops Grown:	4558
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	702
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.