LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	283
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ores Mined:	1914	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Potions Brewed:	45	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	81
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	87757	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6850
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Animals Bred:	150
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”