LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	1618
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	1681
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	602	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Enchantments Applied:	235	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
New Chunks Explored:	271019	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	2993
Magic Items Found:	2200	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Towns Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	2234
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Void Gems Collected:	36	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	New Chunks Explored:	129628

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.