LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	192	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Animals Bred:	180	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	166
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	112	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	127	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	194
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7999	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	7419

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.