LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Animals Bred:	172	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Items Found:	1442
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Potions Brewed:	103
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	201	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Animals Bred:	94
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Items Found:	4774
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9451

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	New Chunks Explored:	407036
Astral Projections Made:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.