LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Emeralds Found:	5989
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Meteorites Collected:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	229
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	1313	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	60	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	9385	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Holy Grails Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	292	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	196
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.