LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	3791	Emeralds Found:	515
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	702
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Emeralds Found:	5624	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Star Shards Collected:	152
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mines Excavated:	3877	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Items Found:	2838	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Emeralds Found:	5447	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.