LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magic Items Found:	4692	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1838
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	95	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Void Armor Forged:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	188	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	5939
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	254
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	263	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	8533
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Projections Made:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6262
Mines Excavated:	4374	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1438
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ores Mined:	7156	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!