LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9713	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Potions Brewed:	108	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5906	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6369
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	91	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	115	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.