LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ores Mined:	5656
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
New Chunks Explored:	146619	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	56036	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Emeralds Found:	880	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3900
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	New Chunks Explored:	210792
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.