LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	235
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	302

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Zombie Dances:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Dimension Hops:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8259	Star Shards Collected:	290
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5880	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	872720
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.