LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ores Mined:	7167	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4344
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6535
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Towns Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Towns Built:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
New Chunks Explored:	495209	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	193
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5196	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.