LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	7865	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Emeralds Found:	4151
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Buildings Constructed:	37
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4158	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2720
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8599	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Farms Harvested:	552
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	407
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.