LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ores Mined:	6838
Buildings Constructed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Alien Abductions:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8532	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8781
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8188	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Void Armor Forged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	299

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Animals Bred:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.