LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Towns Built:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	39678	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8343
Villages Defended:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	273	Runes Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Animals Bred:	91	Alien Abductions:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Star Shards Collected:	74
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4056
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1171	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6967
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	1433	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crops Grown:	7192
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.