LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4325	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3903	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	230	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5546
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crops Grown:	9310	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Items Found:	1159
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crops Grown:	7614	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4401	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Enchantments Applied:	137
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mines Excavated:	4190	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4757

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	153	Love Letters Sent:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Towns Built:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mines Excavated:	2515
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.