LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Villages Defended:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Animals Bred:	101
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7697
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Towns Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4682	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3754	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2025
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9533
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mines Excavated:	2383	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.