LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Buildings Constructed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	455	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	31
Void Armor Forged:	25	Astral Projections Made:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5340
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	5551
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Emeralds Found:	535	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crops Grown:	1152
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2807	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mines Excavated:	2740
Dimension Hops:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8279	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	5276
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4223

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	642	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.