LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Divine Spears Created:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	274	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!