LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Villages Defended:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	64	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8730
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crops Grown:	9189
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	4701	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.