LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	205	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	4618
Love Letters Sent:	6	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchantments Applied:	112	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	838	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ores Mined:	7889
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8954
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchantments Applied:	235
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Potions Brewed:	143	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	376	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.