LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	124	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchantments Applied:	126
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2874	Star Shards Collected:	65
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Potions Brewed:	120

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Towns Built:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	3520	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crops Grown:	6107	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1624	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.