LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	344325
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3537	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	6654

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	37	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Items Found:	8286

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchantments Applied:	242	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Towns Built:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
New Chunks Explored:	931179	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ChillZone SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

ChillZone SMP is a new whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community is highly valued, and players have a say in server decisions. The server has been around for 4 years and features a user-friendly land-claiming plugin, various vanilla tweaks, Discord linking, Dynmap, player shops, and a diamond-based player-controlled economy. The staff members are all friendly, experienced, and fair, and the server rules are relaxed, prohibiting things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse. Join the excitement today by filling out a quick application form on the ChillZone Discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/chills

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	119	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Zentrium

PvE, PvP, Survival

Zentrium is a survival server with nations and towns, advanced fishing, Coliseum where people kill each other, purchaseable player shops at spawn, Fishing competitions, Revive friends, Protect your items, Trade with others, propose to others, pose to others, join now.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Falling into the Void:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8348	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OG-Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

OG Network is a Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and challenging game mode: Lifesteal SMP. In this mode, you can steal health from other players by killing them, but you can also lose health if you are killed. This adds a new layer of strategy and excitement to the survival experience. You will need to team up with your friends, as you can’t fight alone in this ruthless world. OG Network also features custom biomes, daily-spawning bosses, and unique gear sets to collect. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in Lifesteal SMP!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.