LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Votes:	641	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gods Slained:	0

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3364
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ores Mined:	4905	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to UGC Community! We currently offer two servers to pick from. These are Survival & CreativeWe focus on making people feel comfortable playing with other people and to talk, share and build friendships. We are a cozy group of 100+ people who are easy-going and welcoming.Supported Client Versions UGC runs all servers on 1.20.1 using ViaVersion and ViaBackwards for extended version support. Compatible versions may change in the futureCompatible with: Java 1.18.2, 1.19.x – 1.20.4 Bedrock 1.20.30 – 1.20.60Please join the Discord server for further information regarding the console Bedrock versionsUGC Bluemap: http://www.eur-ugc.hopto.org

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Votes:	3092
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

If you enjoy exploring caves and being stacked with colorful Enchanted Armor, then MarsCraft is the server for you. We are a Minecraft server with a great community and hundreds of hours worth of fun designed by a team of Game Design experts to give you the most fun & playability possible.The best part about MarsCraft? We are Anti-P2W. Microsoft have not helped take down P2W servers, and we are the only server that opposes P2W on your list. So join today for an experience fair and fun for everyone!IP: marscraft.org Website: https://marscraft.orgYouTube: MarsCraft TikTok: marscraftmc Reddit: r/MarsCraft Instagram: marscraftmc_ Twitter: marscraftorg Discord: discord.marscraft.org

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3063
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Animals Bred:	172	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	5262

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Votes:	2410
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1396	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org