LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchantments Applied:	204

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	973683	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	9954
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Buildings Constructed:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Items Found:	6909
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	737361	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.