LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2776
Runes Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mines Excavated:	2957
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crops Grown:	7738
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3765	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crops Grown:	1011
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4630	Magic Items Found:	2361
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!