LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3149
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Emeralds Found:	6179

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3838	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	76
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	117

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	582
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ores Mined:	6772
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	241

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Emeralds Found:	3574
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9155
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.