LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Emeralds Found:	3215
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Animals Bred:	167	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	129	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Potions Brewed:	182	Mines Excavated:	4198
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	237
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	221	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!