Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchantments Applied:	239
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4847	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8058
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9009
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5146
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5266	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magic Items Found:	7152
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	7587	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Ores Mined:	9698	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.