Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

banal, Boring, dull, Gay, humdrum, insipid, lackluster, Lame, Lifeless, Minecraft, monotonous, mundane, Server, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unremarkable, unstimulating

Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dimension Hops:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	8731
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	130
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magic Items Found:	5013	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	271	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Emeralds Found:	4929	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!