Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	2904	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Potions Brewed:	78
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	166
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Zombie Dances:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6815

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9750	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	169	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6580	Players Killed by Monsters:	1360
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	589
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	109
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crops Grown:	7017	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.