Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mines Excavated:	3020
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Emeralds Found:	4197	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6647	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7955
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mines Excavated:	2796

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Towns Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	3742	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!