Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	117	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Towns Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	1186
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Animals Bred:	52

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	7460	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	9991	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2929	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6664
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
New Chunks Explored:	297242	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	7810	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.