Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2973
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	918
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Items Found:	4062
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ores Mined:	8716	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1528	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8370	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5932

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	7449
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magic Items Found:	8683	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.